The Peppered Chub App!
Behold the latest phase of interfacial life: The Peppered Chub Extraphysiopsychic Navigator App! No longer will the squares dictate your direction, your phase, your state as you move through time; no longer will you be forced to dance on the dimensional dancefloors dictated by Them; laid bare now are the temporal restrictions to your days, your nights: exposed are the leashes placed upon your imagination, your dreams! We are all now prosthetic gods and The Peppered Chub Extraphysiopsychic Navigator App is the last auxiliary organ we needed to strap on in order to manifest our magnificence.
What you previously thought was your potential, your aspirations are merely artificial and limiting paradigms of thought—conceits foisted upon you by liars, pigs and squares, man.
Embrace the new open-ness!
The Peppered Chub Extraphysiopsychic Navigator App will help you see through the smoke, man, it will help you contact similar minds across time and space (and even betwixt dimensions). It will even help you find your own mind, man. (Hint: it’s in that uncharted “space right behind your face”, man).
The Peppered Chub Extraphysiopsychic Navigator App is guaranteed to empower your inner disruptor, to circumvent the parasitical, memetic and rhetorical circuits tripping up your true being, your, like, inner you, man.
The Peppered Chub Extraphysiopsychic Navigator App provides not, the silly augmentation of reality lusted for by the escapist, The Peppered Chub Extraphysiopsychic Navigator App does not reduce your time to the hollow, blank and vapid pursuit of goods, it does not idolize the things and stuff of the shopping class, it is no slick piece of fad-ware—if you want to think “APPY thoughts” or are aroused by thinking that for every problem “there’s an APP for that” steer clear of The Peppered Chub Extraphysiopsychic Navigator App because it does not empower your weaknesses and insecurities, does not exploit your every thought, does not reduce you to a commodity even you can barely stomach. No! The Peppered Chub Extraphysiopsychic Navigator App is not just another biurgical, techno bit of body modification to turn introverts into narcissists, the mediocre into celebrities or the the inarticulate into loud-mouths.
The Peppered Chub Extraphysiopsychic Navigator App opens YOU to the possibility beyond the commercially pithed mindscape. Be prepared to explore a region weirder than space, deeper than your imagination, stranger than time, more magic than nature. Hegel once opined that history is “none other than the progress of the consciousness [toward] Freedom and The Peppered Chub Extraphysiopsychic Navigator App provides that final first step towards our destination.”
Tune in, man.
Fall 2021
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UPDATE: Fall 2021 has come and gone, so why has the world not been presented with the The Peppered Chub Extraphysiopsychic Navigator App one might ask? Well, that’s what they would call a loooooong story (a total TLDR for the kids) that passes through a whole lot of litigation and ends with an “NDA” (in “quotes” as the word “agreement” is doing a whole lot of heavy lifting there). Let’s just say that according to the Peppered Chub legal team The Peppered Chub Extraphysiopsychic Navigator App has very much run afoul of the The Invention Secrecy Act of 1951 and the commercial release has been postponed indefinitely. -ED.